suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

(via cupcakesarec00l)

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

(Source: littleladylouis, via cupcakesarec00l)

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze, via cupcakesarec00l)

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

(Source: sergeantjerkbarnes, via cupcakesarec00l)

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

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